Turtlesquisher
- Real Name: TJ Spagnuolo
- Location: Michigan
- Member Since: October 26th, 2010
- Last Seen: April 16th, 2012 9:19 pm
- Personal tag line: A woman should smell like Salt Taffy, and good times.
- Message board posts: 1
About Turtlesquisher
I am a college student with a small background in writing.
NBA star Al Horford gave me a titty twister when I was in 5th grade.
Steak is my favorite bedtime snack.
I wish there were more Nicolas Cage's in this world.
I believe Maury Povich has enough street cred to be the one to make peace between the Bloods and the Crips.
NBA star Al Horford gave me a titty twister when I was in 5th grade.
Steak is my favorite bedtime snack.
I wish there were more Nicolas Cage's in this world.
I believe Maury Povich has enough street cred to be the one to make peace between the Bloods and the Crips.
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