Toonstriker

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  • Real Name: Michaleen Joe
  • Location: Chaos Emerald Isle
  • Member Since: August 24th, 2010 05:49 am
  • Last Seen: December 16th, 2014 05:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: Made only of the choicest potatoes
  • Message board posts: 170

About Toonstriker

Michael is an effortlessly cool, yet notably introverted Irish lad, who spent most of his childhood reading cheesy kid's horror stories, playing Nintendo, and re-watching the hell out of the Back to The Future trilogy. Nowadays, he shamelessly reaps the benefit of the time he spent amassing his almost obnoxiously well-developed pop-culture lexicon by writing articles for Cracked, blogging, as he strives to crank out that first short story.

Hit him up on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/FinalBossaNova

Check out his blog.
http://finalbossanova.wordpress.com/

Send him stingingly affectionate emails:
sculptureisrealer@hotmail.com

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