Tokens_Only

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  • Real Name: Sean Kelly
  • Location: St. Louis, MO
  • Member Since: September 1st, 2007 07:12 pm
  • Last Seen: June 19th, 2014 03:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: I rather enjoy airline food. So there's that.
  • Message board posts: 70

About Tokens_Only

I work full-time and go to school full-time. I sleep and eat part-time. (Update: I graduated school. Don't work in my chosen field, and still sleep part-time)

Since we'll probably never meet, I'm dashingly handsome and amazing in the sack.

My life is constantly getting in the way of my drinking.

My television is the most expensive thing I own. (Update: My TV has since broken)

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