Toad
- Real Name: Toad
- Location: In your closet. Masterbating, more than likely.
- Member Since: December 25th, 2008
- Last Seen: March 13th, 2010 2:29 pm
- Personal tag line: Children are the worst kind of STD.
- Message board posts: 0
About Toad
The Witness Protection Program told me not to mention anything about my personal life after I witnessed Chris Bucholz launch those babies into Tijuana via catapult. All I could hear were the screams of numerous Mexican babies and Chris muttering something about "sending them back to the motherland."
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