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  • Real Name: Timotheus
  • Location: Chattanooga, TN
  • Member Since: January 20th, 2011 12:19 pm
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 03:59 am
  • Personal tag line: If you haven't read the Constitution, you have no business voting.
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About Timotheus

I was born on the planet Xorph.


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