Some say that your car (or at least, if you have agreed to the new Health-care system, the car you would like to have) is the reflex of the size of your penis, but in opposite.
For example, Tom Cruise has a Bugatti Veyron. Lots of horsepower (1001 to be exact). Which provably means that his penis actually has a negative measure...Or it explains why he is into Scientology.
Anyway, if the car is the reflection of your (lack) of penis, then provably I'm a female, and I'm not aware of it.
I love cars, I love everything about them, even the bad ones, although I wouldn't buy them.
Anyway, I'm a petrol-head. Or piston-head. Or whatever you call guys who have erections when looking at really great cars.
I don't like Greenpeace, and I don't like people messing with technology to justify other types of technology in order "to preserve the environment". All bull defecation if you ask me.
I'm european, so I like to show my private parts to strangers and call it investments. Why? Because I can.
Also, I don't enjoy very much when people laugh at my jokes. Just makes me want to slaughter them with a butter knife. Which shows you my evil side... Use a butter knife to murder someone is like using beer to make your date look pretty. Useless and stupid, but it fulfills two aspects in your life (I leave it for your sick and distorted imagination to figure it out).
Anyway, you smell funny.
