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  • Real Name: Dan Seitz
  • Location: Boston, MA
  • Member Since: July 28th, 2008 09:23 am
  • Last Seen: October 7th, 2015 09:56 am
  • Personal tag line: The Event Horizon of Awful Things
  • Message board posts: 5,919

About Theta

The vital points:

-- Filmmaker and grad student. Four feature films, some festival play, distribution deal for my fourth, not as impressive as it sounds.

-- If you'd like to read other funny stuff, check out, my handle is Theta1138 over there.

Or you can check out my work on, as a news correspondent and feature writer. Or my daily blogging at Or maybe you'd like to read my random writings at, or my writing about travel at Or find me writing the occasional funny bit for And

Also And I also work on pranks for Oh, and I occasionally write for other sites as well.

-- Any freelance inquiries can be directed to

-- He is also a reasonably accomplished three-ball juggler. No, he will not perform at children's parties.



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