Theta

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  • Real Name: Dan Seitz
  • Location: Boston, MA
  • Member Since: July 28th, 2008
  • Last Seen: September 13th, 2014 8:05 pm
  • Personal tag line: The Event Horizon of Awful Things
  • Message board posts: 5,926

About Theta

The vital points:

-- Filmmaker and grad student. Four feature films, some festival play, distribution deal for my fourth, not as impressive as it sounds.

-- If you'd like to read other funny stuff, check out Spike.com, my handle is Theta1138 over there.

Or you can check out my work on Uproxx.com, as a news correspondent and feature writer. Or my daily blogging at Gammasquad.com. Or maybe you'd like to read my random writings at WeirdWorm.com, or my writing about travel at Roadtickle.com. Or find me writing the occasional funny bit for Holytaco.com. And Funnycrave.com.

Also Screencrave.com. And Beatcrave.com. I also work on pranks for Zug.com Oh, and I occasionally write for other sites as well.

-- Any freelance inquiries can be directed to cinnatusc@yahoo.com

-- He is also a reasonably accomplished three-ball juggler. No, he will not perform at children's parties.

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