The_Prowler

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  • Real Name: Keith
  • Location: Fredericksburg, VA
  • Member Since: May 16th, 2008 09:19 am
  • Last Seen: December 11th, 2013 04:52 pm
  • Personal tag line: It's not about whether you win or lose, it's about how you play the game. Unless you're playing Russian Roulette
  • Message board posts: 0

About The_Prowler

I'm not good at this shit, but I'll do it anyways, just because you took the time out of your busy-ass schedule to look.
I don't really try to make jokes, I just call it like I see it. Some laugh, some don't. Others run away screaming like little bitches from the mental rape they just recieved.
I'm a drummer in an up-and-coming blues/rock band, and I don't know what I'd be doing without music.
I read constantly, and waste time on sites like this one, because they make me laugh like a retarded hyena

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