Congratulations, mortal, you have discovered my super-secret public web profile. I am one of the temporal anthropologists assigned to your time period. I recommend being nice to me, as my report will determine how future post-human demigods will judge your society. My primary area of expertise is in human mythology, philosophy, art history, and psychology. Combined with my natural ability as a logician, I like to think I get a reasonably clear picture of your history and culture. I do wish somebody would do something about the bulldogs passing an ace under the table. I don't think the sheepdog notices.

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