You want to know about me? What are you? Some kind of stalker? Get away from me you freak! Why are you still reading this? What is wrong with you? Stop it! You are starting to really creep me out! Go away! I know karate! Well, no I don't, but I have a baseball bat... somewhere. Don't make me go get it. Where was that thing anyway? Why are you still here? Leave me alone! Are you still reading this? Haven't you gotten the point yet that I don't want to be with you? Wait... are you a hot girl? In that case I might accept it, but I doubt you are, since that seems a little unlikely. Still, if you are, drop me a line. Anyone else, just stop reading this now, I want to be alone with the hot girl.
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