TheMan
- Real Name: TheMan
- Location: In ur Gubment, watchin u masturbate
- Member Since: January 9th, 2007
- Last Seen: January 12th, 2012 3:07 pm
- Personal tag line: God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made TheMan.
- Message board posts: 624
About TheMan
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
TheMan is coming to town
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
TheMan is coming to town
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