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  • Real Name: Preston Avari
  • Location: The middle of everywhere.
  • Member Since: December 26th, 2010 09:54 pm
  • Last Seen: September 28th, 2016 09:50 pm
  • Personal tag line: I like to think of myself as a bohemian...and by that I mean I love absinthe and Moulin Rouge.
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About TheLoneGunman

I love to write facetiously, sarcastically, whimsically, passionately, heartily, seriously, agriculturally, and awesomely.


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