I'm just another tall white guy on the Internet with a love for comedy, writing, and Mexican cuisine. I also like making friends (even if they're not real friends), so if you're in the mood for some intense conversation, shoot me a message! People still say that, right? Right? Love me...

I've been a Cracked addict for several years. My condition started after a friend shared "John Dies at the End" with me and mentioned that the author was a writer for Cracked. My life hasn't been the same since. I enjoy impressing my real-life friends with the tidbits I've learned from the articles here, as well as the immense satisfaction of a hearty laugh and a head full o' knowledge.

I am currently working my way through the story "Homestuck" on MS Paint Adventures, and although it is immensely long (I still haven't finished), it is delightfully hilarious and I would highly recommend it.

I really have nothing else to say. Feel free to add suggestions to what else I should put here, and if your idea is chosen, I'll give you an accompanying shout-out! How cool is that? Tentacool, that's how cool.

Disclaimer: My profile picture is not an accurate representation of my true appearance. My fangs aren't nearly that enormous.