Like the Terminator, but with a slightly Kinchier disposition:

More likely to kill with side-splitting laughter than with heat-seeking missiles. Prefers to save the latter option for a fun diversion on a rainy day.

Speaks with a British, Irish, Scottish, Russian, Australian, Italian, Spanish, Japanese, Southern, Martian, or Crackelian accent, depending on mood, request, and which day of the week the twenty-third day falls on in that particular month. Doesn't "do" Austrian.

Would be plotting (and carrying out) world domination, but is too busy rolling in a pool of puppies while eating bacon strips. Please leave a message after the #@$!*%&.

Likes burritos.

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