- Real Name: TheHeretic
- Location: Your Hairiest Nightmare
- Member Since: March 19th, 2008
- Last Seen: November 12th, 2009 8:10 pm
- Personal tag line: 220 pounds of pure, 100% All-American Man beef.
- Message board posts: 6
I would really, really love to be creative and witty for all the Cracked world to see. The sad fact of it is, I can't command my sense of humor to work. Instead, it comes as it wants to, not entirely unlike other parts of me that seem to enjoy disobeying a few simple orders.