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  • Real Name: TheBeardOfLove
  • Location: Fresno, CA
  • Member Since: July 29th, 2008 01:06 pm
  • Last Seen: August 2nd, 2008 12:57 pm
  • Personal tag line: When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me.
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About TheBeardOfLove

I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.


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