I can beat solitaire in under 200 seconds (New High AND New Low). I think everything is funny, especially me. I'm a promotional communications student, but I'll be done really soon, and I obviously take that really seriously. And I like to sit at Eat'n'Park with my friends until 6am making puns about fruit and really over-analyzing the minutiae of all things ridiculous and nerdy, go home, greet the mailman, and sleep on the stairs because I am once again locked out of my apartment. I also think farts are hilarious. Oh...and I consume more Skittles, Jell-o and caffiene than an average person should be physically able to.

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