TheAuthor

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  • Real Name: Sam
  • Location: Evil Lair, Arizona
  • Member Since: May 30th, 2010
  • Last Seen: April 15th, 2014 2:07 pm
  • Personal tag line: I think, therefore you aren't.
  • Message board posts: 437
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