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  • Real Name: Tezzle
  • Location: Hanging in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
  • Member Since: August 6th, 2008 06:32 pm
  • Last Seen: April 21st, 2010 07:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: If it's not about ninjas, it not important
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About Tezzle

Well, I frequent this site, so you know I've got a fantastic sense of humor, and you also know I'm awesome, since I checked that box when signing up...although, who didn't? I imagine someone with low self-esteem...Heh. Nerd. What were we talking about? Oh right, me. Um...My real name's Mike, which isn't all that special. Everyone knows at least 3 people named Mike. 4 if they're named Mike themselves. Except me. I make it a habit to not befriend Mikes. If your names Mike, you'll have to work extra hard for my friendship. Now go get me a f***ing soda, you piece of shit Mike!


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