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  • Real Name: Jason Cole
  • Location: Texas
  • Member Since: January 24th, 2010 04:39 pm
  • Last Seen: May 1st, 2013 10:10 am
  • Personal tag line: I came, I saw, I came again
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About Texas_Hog

When I'm not beating lions to death with my bare hands, I can usually be found fighting crime. I'm a master of disguise and a 12th degree blackbelt in the art of Asskickery. I can speak every language known to man and a few known only to pigs. I like to stay ahead of everyone by killing two stones with one bird.... and No, that's not a typo. I sometimes feel like playing God, but playing is for children.


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