When I'm not beating lions to death with my bare hands, I can usually be found fighting crime. I'm a master of disguise and a 12th degree blackbelt in the art of Asskickery. I can speak every language known to man and a few known only to pigs. I like to stay ahead of everyone by killing two stones with one bird.... and No, that's not a typo. I sometimes feel like playing God, but playing is for children.
