Taoistphoenix Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Taoistphoenix
  • Location: Right here..or not
  • Member Since: March 3rd, 2011 09:19 am
  • Last Seen: May 19th, 2016 12:50 pm
  • Personal tag line: Life is like a game of football played with Adolf Hitler's severed head-Socrates
  • Message board posts

About Taoistphoenix

About me? Lots of stuff. At the moment there's a computer desk and a dining room table about me. Some walls and a ceiling too. Just your standard house-like space.


No articles found.


No columns found.


No videos found.

Account Tools

Cracked Friends

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!