Ahhhh, where to start.

Well, I'm Lester, a middle aged man with a daughter and a wife. I am going through somewhat of a midlife crisis, as my wife is a bitch and my daughter keeps snooping around with that boy next door. I think he's selling drugs and his father is an asshole. Oh well, at least my little darling has some hot friends.

My wife, Carolyn, works as a real estate agent. I just quit my job and now work at a fast food restau-shit...I think that's just the plot from American Beauty. I'm much less interesting, I promise.

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