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  • Real Name: Blair Ahearn
  • Location: Milwaukie, Oregon
  • Member Since: May 25th, 2009 10:31 am
  • Last Seen: October 31st, 2014 03:55 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hannah Montana is aliens at the end.
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About TacoShell

I have been enjoying most of what I have read on Cracked and want to write my own stuff as well. I will be writing independently, and will be co-writing with KungFuBigBoss. We both have already co-written "6 People You Didn't Know You Wanted To Punch In The Face," but we only pitched it and it has been moved to the area where they consider pitches to maybe get used one day. We intend to keep writing until we are the most famous people in the world, or they (The Man) makes it illegal. But we are too bad ass for that to stop us anyway (probably).
In addition to reading cracked, and boning, I am also a musician of sorts. I have a band that is small in members (2) and fanbase (not much) but we are recording most things we think are good and post them on our Myspace page because I'm too lazy to do Facebook yet. You should check us out by copy and pasting the link next to here (http://www.myspace.com/sloppybucket) because I don't know how to make a word a link to something else. Also our band name is Sloppy Bucket.


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