- Real Name: Calcifer Man Dog Bear Lion Pig, Chimera
- Location: Directly behind you, but if you turn around you can't see me
- Member Since: September 23rd, 2009
- Last Seen: February 8th, 2012 9:32 am
- Personal tag line: As with all things in life, "If you unsuccesfully try to insert your penis into it, you should try again"
- Message board posts: 3
Why do you care, this is the fuckin internet!!! I could be god damn Obama playing football on the motherfuckin moon, or a fuckin cat/dog/lizard/chimera hybrid, yeah, let that settle in, try and picture that shit