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  • Real Name: Abraham Washington
  • Location: In a truckstop glory hole, getting blown by Bill O'Reilly
  • Member Since: February 24th, 2009 03:46 pm
  • Last Seen: April 4th, 2009 06:55 pm
  • Personal tag line: TAGLINES ARE FOR COMMUNISTS
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About TGard

My gay porn name's Chubby Funster, but my real name is Abe Washington. I also enjoy breaking the spines of effeminate liberals and murdering black prostitutes in my basement. I also love the comfort of a warm penis, but keep that shit a secret.


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