TGard
- Real Name: Abraham Washington
- Location: In a truckstop glory hole, getting blown by Bill O'Reilly
- Member Since: February 24th, 2009
- Last Seen: April 4th, 2009 6:55 pm
- Personal tag line: TAGLINES ARE FOR COMMUNISTS
- Message board posts: 3
About TGard
My gay porn name's Chubby Funster, but my real name is Abe Washington. I also enjoy breaking the spines of effeminate liberals and murdering black prostitutes in my basement. I also love the comfort of a warm penis, but keep that shit a secret.
MY BLOG http://abewashingtonstopics.blogspot.com/
MY BLOG http://abewashingtonstopics.blogspot.com/
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