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  • Real Name: Syxx
  • Location: Davis, CA
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2009 10:39 pm
  • Last Seen: May 16th, 2010 02:56 am
  • Personal tag line: Let's spread some FUCKING HATE WORLDWIDE
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About Syxx

Name's Michael. Friends call me Metal Mike. I'm a Computer Science Engineer studying at UC Davis. I'm big on Metal Music (thrash mostly, but I'm open), comic books, and general mayhem. I'm a real easy going guy until you give me a reason to hate you. WARNING: reasons may include being self-righteous about some bullshit ideal you have, being generally stupid or a douche bag and acting like a big pussy. I'm not really all that into sports or physical health, quite the opposite. I fully endorse excess and the slow systematic destruction of one's body in order to test your limits. What doesn't kill you makes you stranger. It doesn't take much to get me excited. All I need is a few shots of whiskey and a woman of dubious moral character. (Whom I've found lately, and she is the best.)


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