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  • Real Name: SyluxLockjaw
  • Location: Nashville, TN
  • Member Since: January 8th, 2009 04:25 pm
  • Last Seen: July 3rd, 2012 08:33 am
  • Personal tag line: Overwhelmed by this complex delirium.
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About SyluxLockjaw

Message me for details, like which account name is which or w/e.


Nothing much (actually, much. I just finished typing this thing, and now I realize that there's more than I thought). I like metal, games, anime, shit like that.

I have YouTube, Myspace, Facebook, IGN, etc. accounts.

I have lots of Instant messaging accounts: MSN, GTalk, Skype, XFire, AIM, Meebo, and Chatango.

I'm only listing my online games here.

I Have a Wii: 8778-4945-4155-7442
--Brawl: 3952-6698-2561
--Strikers: 5155-1077-9720
--Conduit: (Hurry up and come out, dammit!)

I Have a DS. Soon a DSi
--Metroid: 1160-3202-4393
--Mario Kart: 0773-7153-9382
--Message me for my pokemans

I Have a PS3:
--PSN ID: Sylux_Lockjaw
--PSN ID (team fortress 2 clan): R0M_SyluxLockjaw
**add both if you add me**
I have Warhawk, Team Fortress 2, Resistance 2, LittleBig Planet, Rock Band 2, ummm any others I don't play online.


General Music Range: Metallica, Iced Earth, Slayer, Megadeth, sometimes Techno/Trance, I like some of my friend's alternative music, video game themes/soundtracks.


Anime: Naruto (Shippuden), Death Note, Hellsing, Azumanga Daioh, GetBackers, and others I can't really think of.


Annnnnndddd....lulz. Other than that, that's pretty much it.


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