- Real Name: Nick Barovic
- Location: Right behind you, holding a chainsaw
- Member Since: August 8th, 2008
- Last Seen: February 6th, 2012 10:24 am
- Personal tag line: I Am Jack's Cat.
- Message board posts: 6
Abandoned as an infant and raised by wolves, I was discovered and brought to civilization last Friday, since when I... huh? Oh, er, never mind.
Quotes:
"I'll tell you exactly what they want, Senator. They want chase scenes and car crashes. They want firm breasts and tight-assed Latino men. They want their cowboys to be strong and silent. They want their cops to bend the rules to get the job done. They want the boy to get the girl. They want the alien to be killed, unless he's cute. They want the good guy to win. They want the bad guy to die, preferably in the biggest explosion the budget will allow. But most importantly, Senator, they want to walk into a theater and for ninety minutes be able to forget about the fucking mess YOU have left of this nation."
-Peter Dragon