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  • Real Name: Nikolai Pandersnatch
  • Location: Behind your wife
  • Member Since: July 27th, 2008 10:06 am
  • Last Seen: April 25th, 2009 04:02 pm
  • Personal tag line: It's all bullshit. So why not be a lazy drunken slob?
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About SwordBuddha

I was born, without my consent, in 1976 to a couple of stupid teenagers in Oregon. Since then I've served in the Air Force, traveled to Europe, learned to sword fight, had sex with some ladies and decided recently that I don't want to do anything at all with my life.

However, before I die, I would like to tell someone really important and famous to go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.


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