I was born, without my consent, in 1976 to a couple of stupid teenagers in Oregon. Since then I've served in the Air Force, traveled to Europe, learned to sword fight, had sex with some ladies and decided recently that I don't want to do anything at all with my life.
However, before I die, I would like to tell someone really important and famous to go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
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