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  • Real Name: Svetyov
  • Location: Rostov, Russia
  • Member Since: November 1st, 2009 09:07 pm
  • Last Seen: November 5th, 2010 06:46 am
  • Personal tag line: In Soviet Russia, it's fucking cold.
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About Svetyov

I'm sitting at a computer at 2 in the morning describing myself on the internet. Yep, you guessed it: I'm a millionaire playboy of fame and fortune with a PhD in pussy and my dick is like, super-sized for fun and flavor.


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