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  • Real Name: Suzie Haymaker
  • Location: Wherever it's 5:00
  • Member Since: March 23rd, 2013 05:43 pm
  • Last Seen: December 13th, 2013 07:02 pm
  • Personal tag line: Well....what had happened was......
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About SuzieHaymaker

I life stuff, places and people. of those was a lie.

I'm always up for a co-write project. I dig learning new things, tactics etc. from other people.

I'm a pretty chatty person, always open for conversation and general comedic asshattery.

I love traveling, music, camping, tattoos, hedgehogs and NCAA football.
I hate butterflies, water chestnuts, gin, Subaru Outbacks and your 4th cousin's best friend's ex-boyfriend from college.


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