SuperYuppie3000

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  • Real Name: Jon Q. Everyman III, Esq.
  • Location: Some Suburb
  • Member Since: August 18th, 2009
  • Last Seen: February 27th, 2010 2:43 pm
  • Personal tag line: I don't have time for this... 'empathy' as you call it.
  • Message board posts: 2

About SuperYuppie3000

I am your worst nightmare. My stock portfolio has more blue chips than a Mexican restaurant on the Fourth of July. I'm so fashionable, I make Men's Warehouse look like a crack house. My hair is so sharp it can cut diamonds. Did I mention that Phil Collins is perhaps the greatest artist of our time? Well, if you'll look at my 37-part PowerPoint presentation...

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