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  • Real Name: StultusMagnus
  • Location: Pennsylvania
  • Member Since: December 30th, 2008 01:14 pm
  • Last Seen: March 21st, 2010 05:48 am
  • Personal tag line: Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, you've broken reality.
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About StultusMagnus

I was born in a hospital made of ice to an astronaut and a rabid cougar. The doctor that delivered me had knives for hands.


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