Stretchmeister

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  • Real Name: Stretchmeister
  • Location: Deep in Area 51
  • Member Since: December 7th, 2011
  • Last Seen: May 16th, 2012 1:58 pm
  • Personal tag line: If someone hates you for no reason, give them a fucking reason
  • Message board posts: 0

About Stretchmeister

I live in Canada with my gay Eskimo partner Sh'nqanqki, my pet polar bear Rex, and am captain of the Montreal Canadians.

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