Being the Pittsburgh native that I claim to be (see "Location" section above for exactly zero more information)I found it entirely appropriate to base my Cracked.com user name off of my place of origin. Thus, it contains three extremely vital parts of the city of Pittsburgh. That is to say, Steel, Ketchup, and the Year of Our Lord 1989. Without those things, Pittsburgh wouldn't be worth a whole lot to me. That goes double for that last part. Now one usually goes into a bit more depth about oneself in these popular "About Me" sections, but I've done the internet a favor by narrowing down my entire self into a single location so that one and all may place me into a nice tidy little box and stereotype me to their heart's content. This allows for maximum humor. Proceed.

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