StatManDoo

The Land of Arse

Real Name:

StatManDoo

Member Since:

August 02, 2009

About Me

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy hunting bears and masturbating. Sometimes I do them at the same time, how else would you think I kill bears? It's called "multi-tasking"!

When not doing those things, I am procrasturbating. Which is an awful affliction induced by apathy, working too much, partying too little, taking antidepressants such as Preparation-H, and watching boring Sci Fi reruns (oops, it's SyFy now..like the venereal disease, syphilis!)

As a side note: I am longing for some companionship and spooning with a bipedal, mostly not hairy (some hair is acceptable) sentient being. Hopefully it will be you. If not, any partially hairy sentient biped will do.

Some of my additional interests include: Long walks on shattered glass covered beaches. Hiding the bodies of those bears I've killed in my basement.

If you really want to know more about me, and my slack lifestyle, feel free to visit http://www.krapsody.com/, and read my insightful, yet complete and utter nonsense.