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  • Real Name: StanleyRoper
  • Location: Neither Here, Nor There
  • Member Since: April 2nd, 2010 02:06 pm
  • Last Seen: May 12th, 2011 11:57 pm
  • Personal tag line: Soup is just flavored water...Fuck Soup!
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About StanleyRoper

I don't shit my pants too often, but when I do I like how it feels...all warm and squishy; mayonnaise is OK, but I'm more of a Miracle Whip kinda guy because it sounds so much more miraculous; I collect mashed potato sculptures, but only the ones that look like uneaten piles of mashed potatoes; I like farts, ok? There, I admit it. I like the way they smell, sound and feel, but only my own, everybody else's farts are disgusting and they should be put to death for subjecting me to them; Speaking of farts, never feed an owl bologna...there's nothing worse than an owl with bologna farts; I believe that people who use the phrase "That's what I'm talkin' about" should catch cancer and die; Gay people don't scare me, but right wing, neo-fascist christians sure the fuck do; I am aware of what hot dogs are made of and I can honestly say I still enjoy them...go figure


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