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  • Real Name: Sputnik
  • Location: NYC
  • Member Since: March 17th, 2007 08:47 pm
  • Last Seen: May 25th, 2016 10:31 am
  • Personal tag line: i am the phantom stapler i will staple your family in the night
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About Sputnik

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because Jim Jarmusch and I are too busy hunting sharks.


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