I don't like to shave. I'm proud of my beard. I don't like to cut my hair. It keeps me warm. I like to drink beer and a few shots of whiskey. I like to have a good time after said drinks. Sometimes I get all plowed up and climb up on the train station roof and howl at the moon. I like huntin and fishin. I'm an easy goin guy unless you make me mad. One time this fella looked at me wrong and I bullwhiped his cigar straight out his mouth. But I do love reading me some humor articles. HOT DAMN!

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