I live on a beach. I married a nymphomaniac. I exist in a vacuum of my own making that has no use for anything that does not bring me pleasure, adventure, or entertainment. Perhaps it was a bitterness toward the forward movement of mankind that made me recluse into a state where my priority is myself, but honestly I have never been happier, considering, that's my entire purpose in life. So fuck the whales! Fuck the 99%! Fuck any Over There! Jarvis, bring me another mojito and watch me fuck my wife!

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