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  • Real Name: SmurfMunster
  • Location: NY, NY
  • Member Since: July 3rd, 2013 04:46 pm
  • Last Seen: June 29th, 2014 02:06 pm
  • Personal tag line: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it...
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About SmurfMunster

What can I say, things get a little weird all the time, and it's never my fault. Respect it and we're good.

I like to think of myself as sort of a romantic, and I love to give my brothers great love advice. Here's the top rule when it comes to love:

*For my guys- don't marry a girl unless you can see your kids in her eyes, and not because you aimed wrong.

*For my girls- please treat your body not like a temple where everyone is welcome but instead like big businesses treats their stocks; just because the market has a bad day doesn't mean that they give the company away; they regroup and plan for the next day to be better

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