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  • Real Name: SlickityMuffet
  • Location: Texas
  • Member Since: September 3rd, 2008 07:56 am
  • Last Seen: October 21st, 2008 01:44 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm your huckleberry.
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About SlickityMuffet

A whole space dedicated to fueling my narcissism...Fantastic.
First and foremost it is important to let you know that I have no interest, whatsoever, in anything that I don't thoroughly enjoy. Excepting only unless that unenjoyment allows me to furthur focus in on things that I do enjoy, like bitching up a storm.

I love movies, music, cars, clothes on wire hangers and nakedness on people.

I hate disproportionate body parts, and sex without violence.

I like to break the rules.


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