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  • Real Name: Skyperion
  • Location: Ajax, Ontario
  • Member Since: April 2nd, 2011 07:56 am
  • Last Seen: September 28th, 2012 08:16 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm being so super cereal when I say there was a documentary on how jellyfish are posing a threat to humanity. Hell, I think this is an article right here.
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About Skyperion

I don't know if you'd call it Bi-polar, but sometimes I super cereal, but most of the time I'm joking around. My views on the world would be about three-quarters cynical, and one-fourth optimistic. I mean, the earth can be awesome, humanity can be awesome.

But then some jerk-off like Hitler, or Bush comes around (Wow, that was such a broad comparison) and just ruins it for everyone else.

Oh well, as long as I can play WoW, sleep in on the weekends, and generally have fun, I'm fine with it.

No, I'm really not. But nothing much I can do without an army. Yet.


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