Future owner and editor in chief with a smokin' secretary.

That is all you need to know, for now.




My Stay at Cracked.Com

Day 1.

Banned from the Forums.......apparently people didn't like being told how it is.

See: http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/60389/i-do-not-like-dumb-posts-ham-i-do-not-like-them-simple-sam

''The Man'' has a firmer grip on their weak minds than I imagined.
I owe it to myself to save them.....somehow.


Day 2.

I have taken Daniel O'Brien under my wing, he's my understudy.....my ''apprentice'' if you will.
With his keen ability to sniff out titty bars and his vast array of sexual innuendos......along with my uncanny wit and tasteless humour.
We will be a dynamic force the likes of which have never be seen.

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