Simp

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  • Real Name: Simon
  • Location: Finland
  • Member Since: June 28th, 2011
  • Last Seen: April 18th, 2014 11:32 pm
  • Personal tag line: Ignorance is bliss until they take your bliss away.
  • Message board posts: 286
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About Simp

I'm a 20 year old guy from Finland. I recently stumbled upon this amazing site and kept reading articles until my eyes started bleeding and not even enormous amounts of caffeine could keep me awake. I can usually be found lurking around the Photoplasty threads, working on the perfect dick joke that will get me 5000 pennies, and thus, world domination.

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