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  • Real Name: SideralKeys
  • Location: Sydney, NSW
  • Member Since: September 6th, 2011 12:41 am
  • Last Seen: December 20th, 2012 04:25 pm
  • Personal tag line: "Makin' the world a better place since 1990"
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About SideralKeys

I'm Italian (not like Jersey Shore is italian, I'm an actual Italian from northern Italy and with proper hygiene), but I'm tryin' to start from scratch in Sydney.
I'm also a flair bartender (even though I still have a lot to learn), I play keyboards, guitar, drums and a little of bass.
I'm magic!


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