ShutyerLips
- Real Name: Eric Ove
- Location: Northern California
- Member Since: April 12th, 2010
- Last Seen: May 23rd, 2012 9:55 pm
- Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
- Message board posts: 1
About ShutyerLips
The world is your oyster! Don't let the fact that an oyster is a disgusting looking mottle of ridged shell-work, covered with scum, and filled with a mucous and semen-like mixture that survives by eating scum, dissuade you from following the expectation of having a dream of eating it.
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