I find great delight in my role as a healthcare professional. I've discovered that the human body can be an endless source of amusement when malfunctioning. Most people don't realize that paramedics are about three words away from the verge of hysterical laughter at ALL TIMES.

I'm thirty years old, and have looked the same age since about eleventh grade. No, seriously. I posted some of my high school photos on my facebook page, and NOBODY noticed. I have been carded TWICE to buy XBOX games from the Call of Duty series. Answering the door to salesmen who ask me, "Are your parents home?" never gets old. No, it doesn't offend me-- it gets me OUT of having to tell them to go away. They do that on their own.

I'm kind of like a mascot. The type of person every crowd of people needs. I'm the friend who stands in a group of people and says what everybody else is thinking. The one who asks the question lingering on everyone's mind. The one who calls "bulls**t" on you, no matter how many people are standing around. The type of friend that everybody appreciates, because with me, there's never a question as to where you stand with me. If you do something to annoy me or say something to offend me, rest assured, you'll be the FIRST one to know!

I like martial arts and good music, karaoke and XBOX, parks and downtown, Starbucks coffee and Jose Cuervo margaritas, writing everything from short stories to elaborate lampoons, all while laughing and having a great time.

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