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  • Real Name: ShimmyShames
  • Location: Houston, YEEFRIGGINHAWTEXAS
  • Member Since: August 18th, 2008 12:48 am
  • Last Seen: April 26th, 2010 10:41 am
  • Personal tag line: I like to do stuff, and sometimes things.
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About ShimmyShames

My name is Shimmy. I'm from Houston Texas. I dont wear cowboy hats or boots with spurs on them. I enjoy playing the pan flute and gargling mouthwash. I am of Irish decent which explains my semi-red hair and slurred speech.

I also got into a fistfight with a bear once. I like to think I won but in reality, we all did.


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