Shariaiaia

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  • Real Name: Shariaiaia
  • Location: The Net, My Hometown
  • Member Since: February 24th, 2011
  • Last Seen: April 10th, 2013 11:03 am
  • Personal tag line: Let's all procrastinate together, but I am the leader of this group.
  • Message board posts: 1

About Shariaiaia

Hmmm... This is quite a crossroads in my internet career... should I reveal dark and squishy/squicky personal secrets, heartfelt tales of woe and desperation, or random Hunter S. Thomson quotes?

I think we all know the best option here.

“KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
-The Chief”

“I felt a little guilty about jangling the poor bugger's brains with that evil fantasy. But what the hell? Anybody who wanders around the world saying, "Hell yes, I'm from Texas," deserves whatever happens to him.”

"Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits -- a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage."

"On my tombstone they will carve, 'IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.'"

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

“I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.”

“1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
4) Never give your real name.
5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look.
6) Never do anything the person standing in front of you can't understand.
7) Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.”

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